Six months ago I was defrosting freezers.
Not now.
I know my life means little to you.
Very little.
Not at all.
So I’ll tell you only what might matter to you.
I have a skill—not a special one, but a rare one.
I can help people with Class III obesity lose weight.
You can think I’m joking or you can download a mini eBook where I tell you the crucial lesson an ex-convict taught me once.
Then I’ll bombard you with emails.
Every day.
One after another.
Like this, until you buy me, hire me, insult me, flirt with me, unsubscribe, or merely stay.
Staying is great.
That’s the deal.
Well…
WOULD YOU ACCEPT NUTRITION ADVICE FROM SOMEBODY THAT SPEAKS TO AN EX-CONVICT?
Look, I ask this because I give away, to the people on my list, once subscribed, a mini eBook that includes:
The lesson an ex-convict taught me and that I consider crucial to help you get slimmer.
It’s simple.
It’s mind-altering.
But most importantly…
Entering your e-mail could be the first step towards real change.
Having clarified this…
I send a daily email with nutrition advice to get slimmer.
Miss a day, miss the advice.
Subscribing is free.
Unsubscribing too.